The Experiment: I intend to simulate the evaporation of a black hole using two conspiracies (conspiracy in this case referring simply to a large mass of individuals engaged in covert actions/secret acts). Conspiracies function quite similar to black holes within the social makeup of civilization. The lower mass conspiracy is a hate site I am surmising is there, but since direct detection is impossible, all I have is supposition at this point.
The spork mass refers to the minimum psychological mass to sustain socially a conspiracy.
The spork length refers the maximum psychological detail level.
Hokum Radiation refers to the cryptic remarks emitted by a conspiracy in regards to the secrets they keep.
The Spork Mass is the simulated Plank Mass, and Hokum Radiation is the simulated Hawking Radiation. I will need is some kind of energy drive to move the conspiracy towards another larger conspiracy, so I will force some of the Hokum Radiation back into the event horizon of the conspiracy to attempt to drive it towards a much larger conspiracy. It is my hope that the larger mass conspiracy will consume much of the mass of the lower mass conspiracy, and with the singularity of the lower mass conspiracy outside the higher mass conspiracies event horizon the smaller conspiracy will drop below the Spork Mass and simulate digitally the evaporation of a black hole. Please bare in mind that psychological and social processes translated into physical concepts are much slower than their physical counterparts.
Thank you, ZI's THC
***Update***
ZI's
THC and The Zero Report would like to apologize for underestimating,
grossly, the potential effects of this experiment. We neglected to
account for the psychological energy released propelling other simulated
micro black holes(hate sites) into other simulated micro black holes
and causing a simulated chain reaction of simulated micro black holes
colliding and doping below the spork mass to thus evaporate.
Fortunately
it appears to have not caused a psychological Trinity all over again,
so we are happy that this miscalculation was caught ahead of time.
***UPDATED UPDATE***
ZI's THC has determined that the extended chain reaction evaporation is unlikely, thus the experiment will continue.
Thanks once again, ZI's THC